Hi! My name is Rebekah. Inlove with Tom Hiddleston. Longboarder. Message me.
Nicole is the bae.
Okay, so my friend John (this is his Tumblr, he left it logged in) always complains that his dashboard is always dead. SO, I decided to help him!
If you post:
FOOD (who doesn’t love food)
Then PLEASE, Reblog/Like (both would be helpful but if you REALLY don’t want this on your blog then you can like it :3), and what is there to loose!?!? You will gain 1 or 2 (I might follow too!!) followers!!!
|PURPLE:||We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.|
|FUCHSIA:||I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.|
|GREY:||You leave me with jumbled words.|
|RED:||I'm in love with you.|
|PINK:||I have a crush on you.|
|CHARTREUSE:||I sincerely wish you would notice me.|
|TEAL:||We have quite a lot in common.|
|BLUE:||You are my Tumblr crush.|
|ORANGE:||I dislike your page.|
|WHITE:||PLEASE MARRY ME.|
|GREEN:||I find you cute.|
|BLACK:||I would date you.|
|BROWN:||I dislike you.|
'girls don't have to clear their internet history'
let me explain you a thing
Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.
And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.
With good acting
To be fair, I watch a lot of porn too.
reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
my mum said she’d shove my sister back up her womb if she knew my sister would turn out to be so annoying
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.